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tattru:

mom: DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM 2 HOURS AGO ???

me:

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tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

dangervvank:

Lana opens up about Lorde in a recent exclusive radio interview

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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aubreygrahamofficial:

Danny Devito in a crop top 💕

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kidraaul:

jelena needs to stop

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chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

kanggaru:

kanggaru:

raviravioli:

i cant believe that the loch ness exists 

raviravioli:

i cant believe that the loch ness exists 

okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

fourzprior:

prettynpanic:

4licia:

Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?

It’s always football that dominate at schools in America

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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one-handsome-devil:

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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